when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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