But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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