The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Floor bacon is actually really good
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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