Pappa wants mamma naked
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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