So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I want to be your penis for a week.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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