Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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