no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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