i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
