Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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