Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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