Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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