smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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its like you know when i get waxed
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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