are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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