dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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