I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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