butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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