Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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