discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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