yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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