i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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