he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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