all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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