I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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