butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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