Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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