Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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