just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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