so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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