I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Randomize
