do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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