If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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