im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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