Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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