Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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