WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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