I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Still dying that you shit outside
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Randomize