How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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