8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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