fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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