yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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