I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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