Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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