We won't sleep together?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Success! We fucked roommates!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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