Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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