no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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