i permit you to call me
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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