dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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