People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
this just has baby written all over it
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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