we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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