i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
