I hate your face
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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