Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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