another moral hangover. fuck.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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