You're completely useless in the revolution.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
is it fun? or sober?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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