3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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